$MIDAS
ΞΞΞΞΞ£ Β· The Golden Touch
The old king turned everything he touched into gold.
The new one turned into a raccoon β
and touched the whole chain.
The Legend
Long ago, a king begged the gods for the golden touch. The gods granted it β then watched him starve, unable to eat gold. Centuries later, the gift found a worthier vessel. One that eats out of trash cans anyway.
Chant I
At the edge of a burning dusk, a raccoon climbed the highest peak and asked the gods for one gift: that everything he touched would turn to gold.
The gods, who remembered how this ended last time, laughed. Then they said yes. A raccoon cannot starve β a raccoon always finds a way to eat.
Chant II
He walked out of the forest and the forest never recovered. Every footstep bloomed into coins. Every chest he passed cracked open and shone.
Where Midas walks, the ground remembers. Follow the golden trail β it always leads to the same place: up.
Chant III
They built vaults of steel to keep him out. He didn't pick the locks. He didn't crack the codes.
He just touched the door β and steel turned soft as gold. Vaults don't open for Midas. They surrender.
Chant IV
The old kings hoarded their gold in the dark, terrified of losing it. Midas sits on his β crown crooked, grin wide, scepter in paw.
Even the royal guard turned to gold when he shook its hand. Kings hoard. Midas mints.
Chant V
The curse of the old king was hunger. The blessing of the new one is patience. Midas doesn't chase the candle β the candle turns gold when he looks at it.
Coffee in the MIDAS mug. Every screen green. He's not watching the charts. The charts are watching him.
Claim the Touch
Three steps between you and the golden touch.
Install MetaMask or Rabby and add Robinhood Chain as a network. This is where Midas lives.
Send ETH to Robinhood Chain using the official bridge. Gas is cheap β Midas made sure of it.
Paste the contract address above into the DEX, swap, and welcome to the treasury. Everything you touchβ¦